How Fast Calling Wife

A young man looked confused in the middle
an exhibition. Several times he was pacing and
looked around not found what it sought. View
confusion this guy, security guard approached and even
ask what they need.

The man: "I am looking for a wife I'm the last joint
I keep missing in the middle of this exhibition, sir. "

Security guard: "Characteristics how, I'll help you find?"

The man: "Thank you, if you can help I
please
swatch a beautiful young woman to
chat
with I. "

Security guard: "But why, instead of you looking for your wife?"

The man: "Yeah that's why I asked for a woman
young, lovely to chat with me because usually
My wife will come out of nowhere when she sees me
close to a beautiful woman "

Security guard: "???!?"

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